Don't kill your wife with work
- Jul. 16th, 2005 at 11:28 AM
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- but i digress
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- chatroulette is for french cats right?
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- crazy bee girl is wonderful
- credit card apocalypse--been there done
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- criminal justice system
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- damned cameras
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- dead poets society
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- denvention apocalypse--possibly forming
- denvention--sorted
- depletion of hh&cs fund
- dervish is digital
- did i mention i'm exhausted?
- did that come out weird?
- didn't i tell you?
- diet jokes--not just for breakfast any m
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- does anybody actually read this stuff
- does anybody actually read this stuff?
- doin' the happy birthday dance
- don't ask me i just live here
- don't ask me where that came from
- don't kid a kidney
- don't needle me bro!
- don't open that umbrella in this house!
- don't say you got nothin' to read
- don't touch my netbook
- don't underestimate the zzzz
- done with teh serious for today (i hope)
- down with homophobia
- dr. seuss knows best
- dreaming?
- dress-codes for avatars
- drink what?
- driver carries no cash
- drugs
- dsotmc--we need it
- duh?
- dull apocalypse--not if but when
- dum virus
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- dunno what got into me today
- dw invite codes
- dyslexia
- ebay--failing without me?
- ebooks
- ebooks and me
- eclectic
- eddy guerrero
- educational monday
- elf apocalypse--not if but when
- emigrated *again*
- eminem
- end of an era
- entertainment weekend
- escher
- even *i* understand this
- even his name is stupid
- even more embarrassed than usual
- every day above ground is a good one
- everybody get down get funky
- everybody knows just enough japanese
- everyone's-a-writer apocalypse--here alr
- evil has its own bath and shower gel
- ew
- explained
- facebook follies
- fail=crap meme
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- feelin' italian
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- feh
- fibonacci numbers
- fight the power
- flu apocalypse--not this year
- flying restrictions
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- found stuff
- fries with your mba
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- ftw
- fugly is the new pretty
- full of piss and vinegar
- funny smell in the air
- furry apocalypse--not if but when
- g-d must think i'm a comedian
- gay pride = proud to be human
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- genius shows up in the unlikeliest place
- george udenkwo
- get a life
- get off my lawn
- get used to it
- gettin' merry like christmas again
- getting high
- gil kane
- go ahead and laugh
- go go gadget--aiiiiieeee!
- goats & staring
- goin' to montreal
- going off your diet
- good morning
- good news for all
- good news for brains
- good news for london
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- gop apocalypse--they're here! run!
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- gosh i'm up early
- great men--weird or just incontinent?
- great moments in motherhood
- great moments on lj
- greed mode
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- guest-of-honour--party-in-motion
- gutsy radish
- hack-hack-hack
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- hagfish apocalypse--not if but when
- haiku apocalypse--not if but when
- hand me my paddle
- happy holidays
- happy st. patrick's day!
- head-desk
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- heroism--glad to see it
- hey ewe
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- hey ma--british library!
- hi how are ya
- hi i'm not dead yet and so forth
- hi i'm not dead yet--again
- hi i'm not dead yet–again
- hidden costs
- high tech
- hit by stray thought on bus
- hit me with a banana cream pie before
- hive-mind apocalypse--not if but when
- hmph!
- honouring absent friends
- hotels--not ready for worldcons
- house ghost
- how big the universe is
- how dull am i
- how fast can you go?
- how keltik is this?
- how lomo can you pomo
- how many--oh never mind
- how out of touch are celebrities?
- how pathetic is this?
- how to get a good book
- hugo nom-nom-nom
- hugo noms
- huh?
- humanity--what a concept
- hurrah!
- hush-hush and on the q.t.
- i am !!!mom!!!
- i am therefore i spank
- i don't know how it got so crowded in he
- i get too deep
- i had teh sick
- i have lolcats on speed dial
- i have seen the future
- i know i misspelled works
- i know these things
- i know--nobody loves a smart-ass
- i laugh at epic fail--like this: ha!
- i lost some weight--big deal
- i made this one
- i notice it's autumn--woohoo
- i raised a mensch
- i said fear me
- i spank for the good of all birthdaykind
- i still wake up screaming
- i think it's gonna be a good day
- i was in nyc that week
- i will never eat again
- i wouldn't lie to you
- i'd watch cat side story
- i'm a curmudgeon
- i'm a friend of ed bryant
- i'm a mom
- i'm a mother
- i'm an obama mama
- i'm just a party on two legs
- i'm listening
- i'm not even drunk
- i'm not making this up
- i'm on twitter too
- i'm selling out
- i'm sooooooooooo sick...
- i'm too exciting
- i'm too tired to leave a tag
- i've always been the doctor anyway
- ichc
- if i can stop laughing i'll go to bed
- if i'm dead don't bug me
- if you like to read
- illness
- import/export
- in finland
- in mourning for george carlin
- in orbit for half a century
- in praise of good editors
- in service to the empress
- in which i digress a lot
- in-harmony
- indulging in parental pride
- indulging in pride
- informational
- inner ear
- international talk like a pirate day
- internet gamebox is evil
- ironic apocalypse--already in progress
- irritated by 'western civilization'
- is that keltik out there screaming?
- it doesn't make sense
- it says so on my t-shirt
- it won't kill ya
- it's *what* time?
- it's a website!
- it's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!!!
- it's all good
- it's already tomorrow here
- it's also very cold here
- it's been on my mind
- it's even colder today than yesterday
- it's fixed!
- it's funny because it's true
- it's monday
- it's probably just me
- it's snowing on mars in october
- it's too simplistic
- it's true
- it's what time?
- it's your birthday
- iz purrson
- janet kagan
- john brunner
- john scalzi
- jude law apocalypse--i'll pass
- just a bit mess
- just sayin'
- karmagram
- keltik apocalypse--not if but when
- keltik's in one of these photos
- keltik--dead smexy
- keltik--get used to him
- kettlebell apocalypse--kill me now
- killing time in the montreal airport
- kitteh did not rite dis entree
- la datlow brings teh fun
- la machine
- language-theft
- last 2 weeks nutshelled
- last birthday spankings of 2008
- last birthday spankings of the blair era
- last night's dream
- late again
- laugh then work
- launch pad 2009
- launch pad 2010
- launchpad
- leaving japan
- less eyestrain
- let the kitteh win
- let's complain!
- life
- life goes on
- live--that's an order
- livestrong
- living the dream
- ljdq--death by laughing
- lol apocalypse--not if but when
- lolcat apocalypse--we can has
- lolreality--when you least expect it
- lolspam
- london gay pride parade
- london transit police--aliens or not?
- london underground
- look it up in Gödel
- looking for commies under the bed
- looking up hotel information
- loony? you bet!
- losing my inhibitions
- lots and lots of snow
- love-handle apocalypse--not if but when
- loving poems that rhyme
- m&m apocalypse--not if but when
- m. john harrison
- made-for-tv
- madonna apocalypse--it's the shoes
- make with the clicky
- malcolm mclaren r.i.p.
- malware
- margaret and helen
- mars--unspoiled beauty
- martian version
- mary travers
- mash-ups
- match it for all of us
- match it for pratchett!
- maybe it's a blonde rat
- maybe that's the point
- me me me me me me
- meh
- meme apocalypse--we all know it's here
- mental speed bump
- meow
- merry merry
- mick karn
- mid-week
- milking the jetlagged thing for all it's
- mind over ship
- mini cooper apocalypse--not if but when
- miscellaneous miscellany
- missing bo diddley already
- misstep
- mmm...cheezburgers...
- mmm...tomatoes...
- mmmmm...peeps...
- mnemonic apocalypse--ma! it's the apocal
- monday
- montreal
- more accomplishment
- more daylight!
- more of the same
- more shit to be pissed off about
- more spam
- morning coffee
- morning ruminations
- most boring
- mother problem
- motown--soundtrack to my life
- mott the hoople
- mush-ball
- music apocalypse--not if but when
- my biography
- my brain is still my favourite toy
- my buh-buh-buh-buh birthday
- my computer has the vapours
- my demands--let me show you them
- my exciting life strikes again
- my interrupted night
- my jetlag--let me show you it
- my kitty don't care
- my mother
- my optimism--let me show you it
- my other failboat is a yacht
- my paddle--let me show you it
- my pathetic existence
- my pompous pronouncement on westfield
- my stomach & me--bff
- my theory--got a better one?
- nasty surprises
- neener
- never too old to rock'n'roll
- new books from newcon press
- new stuff to read
- no apocalypse
- no apocalypse--no days off
- no behind left behind
- no braining today
- no escape from
- no giant genitalia for the chinese
- no more banning tetrabinary
- no one should lose their home
- no others injured
- no sleep till camden (actually the stran
- no steam eggs thank you
- no tagsies back
- no-caf
- nom nom nom
- not a lily allen fan
- not a total disaster
- not afraid!
- not an april fool's day story
- not crazy about david cameron either
- not making this up--they did
- not pretending i'm canadian any more
- not really a musical lover
- nothing to see here
- nothing-to-read panic disorder
- nova swing
- now you know
- of course
- off with their heads!
- oh and who are you calling pretentious
- oh yeah actually i do
- old and proud
- old unkillable update
- old unkillable--still unkillable
- omg
- omg i wish i'd thought of that
- omgponies!!!
- omgwtfbbqzztop
- once a year
- once a year whether you need it or not
- one of those spontaneous outbursts
- one-stop reference shopping
- only 2 more shopping days
- only 52 more shopping days till christma
- ontd
- oops
- oops i got peanutbutter on the j key
- ootd
- organ donation made fun
- over there (not)
- oy
- packing
- party on
- party on and on and on
- pat cadigan for dr who
- paul newman--nuff said.
- pay down your karmic debt
- pecked to death by ducks
- people who died
- peter watts
- pharmaceutical-grade cute
- phone co trumps fbi
- photo op apocalypse--not if but when
- photo tips
- picocon 2009
- pirate apocalypse--not if but when
- pissed off
- pizza pizza pizza
- play that thang angus
- poe
- poetry apocalypse--not if but when
- pointing it out to myself too
- poking my head up briefly
- polka pants apocalypse--not if but when
- pop tarts--breakfast of the gods
- popular culture rapid eye movements
- posse for literary justice
- post-hugo drunken stupour
- post-judicial thoughts
- potterdammerung can be funny
- pride
- pride in the name of love
- privacy apocalypse--not if but now
- procrastinate your way to success
- procrastinating
- progress
- putting the sex in sexagenarian
- quick & dirty update
- quoth the writer--eat my shorts
- random-acts-of-kindness spam
- rat-arsed irresponsible behaviour
- read anything
- read more
- read more of anything
- read more of everything (i will)
- reading naomi klein's the shock doctrine
- reality check--not bouncing
- really pleased
- really--who else?
- really--wtf?
- reasons to be cheerful again
- repeat after me--i feel good!
- responsible animals of africa
- rest in pie
- review
- reviews
- rewired not retired
- rickroll apocalypse--not if but when
- ringo
- robert a. heinlein
- robot apocalypse--not if but when
- rock'n'roll queen
- sad news
- same old shit
- sarcasm ate holes in monitor again
- saturday gigs
- saw ian hunter in concert last night
- sbd
- scientific american
- scifi london 2009
- seasonal apocalypse--not if but anti-cli
- second life
- self-indulgent
- self-promo apocalypse--here and so what?
- send a quid to art
- send in the zombies!
- seriously
- seriously--what's next?
- services available
- sex sex sex sex sex and more sex
- shake it little kitty!
- she's in japan
- shitty advice apocalypse--here already
- shopping apocalypse--here
- show up next year whydoncha?
- sick
- silent all these years?
- sleepeating
- sleet for easter
- slept in today
- slogan apocalypse--not if but when
- sloganizing--it's what's for dinner
- sloth
- sloth and more sloth
- snow in april
- snow in london
- so does good
- so how ya doin' posey?
- social network apocalypse--aieeee!
- solstice apocalypse
- something
- sometimes the world is a good place
- sometimes they come back
- sound and music
- spam apocalypse--already in progress
- spankalicious
- spankalicious--yes it is!
- spanking sputnik
- spanking with the sparkly paddle of birt
- spanking--not just for breakfast anymore
- spankings will resume shortly
- sparkliness in general
- sparkly paddle of birthday wonderfulness
- spoon theory
- spring forward now
- squee
- srsly
- standing ovation
- start the year with a paddling
- start wearing purple
- staying safe
- stickers
- still can has computer
- still hot after all these years
- still in yokohama
- still no jetpacks or flying cars
- still not dead yet
- still not thrilled
- still running the universe
- still too tired to tag
- still waking up
- still waking up--more coffee!
- still wanna be the new dr who
- stir-fried apocalypse--not if but when
- stories made available again
- straight a's for everybody--on me!
- strange world
- stranger things have happened
- stressed--me?
- stupid apocalypse--in progress
- stupid computer
- subconscious laughing like hyena
- sudden contemplation of my rich and vari
- sudden craving for cheeseburger
- sudden emotional outburst
- sudden maternal outburst
- sulk sulk sulk
- sunday
- syfy? srsly?
- synners
- tag
- takin' cheap shots at p. diddy
- talk like a pirate
- tea from an empty cup
- technological torture
- technology
- technology apocalypse--long time coming
- teh cheezburgr strikes again!
- teh dumb
- teh zen of killing your darlings
- telephone hell
- terrible two has nothing on terrible 88
- thank god i'm old
- thanks to chris tregenza
- thanksgiving
- that really is all for now
- that'll give you er bees
- that's ms bitch to you
- that's right--i'm confused
- the blonde leading all the other colours
- the blonde leading the blonde
- the blonde strikes again
- the cat is jealous
- the continuing saga continues
- the editor of heat magazine is--uh-huh
- the excitement--oh the excitement!
- the funniest thing you'll see today
- the great post-japan virus
- the hathor legacy: go now--avoid the rus
- the interrobang rises again
- the lights! the colours!
- the martian year is longer
- the mother saga continues
- the red menace
- the saga
- the sex life of dumbledore
- the sparkly paddle of birthday wonderful
- the sparkly paddle of birthdayness
- the subprime primer
- the telectroscope is real
- the theory of everything--sorted!
- the universe needs your camera
- the usual
- the west memphis three
- the year of the rat
- there's a hare in my fudz
- there's still someone at home so don't s
- they grow up so fast
- they're here--get used to it
- things are tough all over--be tougher
- things i wish i'd thought of
- things that make you go hahaha
- things that make you go huh?
- thinking the unthinkable
- thirsty at 30000 ft.
- this could happen
- this is important
- this month's deadly sin--sloth
- this sucks
- this'n'that
- thisnthat
- those life-jackets really do inflate
- thriftshop horrors
- throw your hands in the air
- tired
- tired but admired
- tired-tired-tired
- titanium joint replacements
- tl;dr
- tom disch has left the building
- too busy for tags or anything else
- too compelling for the common people
- too dull even for a tag
- too exciting
- too ill for the apocalypse
- too much excitement for ya?
- too pissed off for words
- too tired to brain
- too young
- torture by tv
- totally shameless
- treats for the ears
- triple birthday spankings
- trollin' for hugo noms
- true brit
- truth is stranger than fiction
- try again fail again fail better
- trying not to forget stuff
- tryptophan turkey coma
- tuesday again?
- twitter and tweets
- two-handed belated birthday spanking mod
- u c what i did there
- update
- ur statchoo apokalips--nao
- urgh
- us older writers knew it already
- useful items
- utterly shameless
- very tired
- video
- villandry sucks
- wait...what?
- waiting for prince catpian
- walking with a mountain
- warning re gratuitous keyboard licking
- was it batman?
- wave 'em like you just don't care
- we all should do the macarena sometimes
- we helped vera
- we let it snow--we had no choice
- we need translators
- we should bet on the results
- we were put on this earth to sleep
- we're good people
- wearing purple
- weeping jesus
- welcome to friday
- welcome to sunday
- welcome to the weekend
- well am i?
- well i thought it was funny
- werewolf of london
- what a relief
- what fatigue
- what it says
- what it says on the tin
- what the hell
- what time is it?
- what's there to live for
- what?
- what? what?? you said what???
- whatever
- when memes attack...each other!
- when you're a cat
- where the hell did the weekend go?
- where the hell is matt harding?
- where's my rain
- where's the fire
- whether you need it or not
- which i'll have to do if i get any poore
- who *are* those sexy youths?
- who are you calling a hack?
- who are you calling boring?
- who are you calling fat?
- who are you calling fattening?
- who did i piss off?
- who forgot to turn the page on my calend
- who needs the peace corps
- who sucks?
- who's that screaming in the street?
- why am i still awake?
- why am i surprised?
- why are my tags truncated
- why g-d why?
- witchblade--i like it
- with carnivorous plants
- with my fallopian tubes bitches
- wonderful apocalypse--not if but when
- wonderfulness in general
- world cup follies
- worldcon schedule
- wtf
- wtf?
- wtf? seriously...
- yeah i do envy his success
- yeah i probably am
- yeah i'm up too late again
- yeah we should
- yeah--so what?
- yes fiction has to make sense
- yes she said 27 dresses
- you can't make this stuff up
- you got a problem with that?
- you heard me
- you must get out of here!
- you should go
- you wanted to laugh today
- you'll have something to read this fall
- you'll like the pound
- you're doing it wrong
- you're it
- you?
- youniverse as opposed to meeniverse
- your buh-buh-buh-buh birthday
- your pathetic existence
- youtube--not necessarily the apocalypse
- zodiac apocalypse--not if but when
- zogg--you know it makes sense
- zombie apocalypse--here
- zombie apocalypse--making regular stops
- zombie apocalypse--not if but when
- zombie arrrpocalypse--not if but when
- zombies--dead on our feet
- zztop
- zzzzz--i'm still awake!
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MKK
Don't kill yourself with work--let the computer do it.